{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
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{"slip": { "id": 58, "advice": "Don't give a speech. Put on a show."}}
{"slip": { "id": 135, "advice": "If you want to be happily married, marry a happy person."}}
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